Benefits and drawbacks of Being a Male Transgender Amazon

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I’m a male transgender Amazon … as well as it’s all right. I prowl during the night as well as I function by day (sung to the song of Monte Python).

The authoritarian of North Korea, Kim Jong il, is a male transgender Amazon. Exactly what are the disadvantages as well as pros?

He’s a large film follower of Elvis Presley. He runs old Elvis flicks where Elvis is a supply vehicle racer, as well as he outfits up like Ann-Margret (the woman celebrity of the movie), as well as origins for Elvis to win the race.

“Come on Rick (Elvis’ character in the movie). “Come on. You could do it honey!” he yells at the screen, jumping up and down in a red leather corset.

Kim ordered a wine grape press from Bulgaria, because he wanted to have himself pressed, double jointed over so he could give himself fellatio.

This is a pro if you’re friendless and lonely. However, it’s a con if it causes back trouble which causes you to go to a North Korean chiropractor who doesn’t know what he’s doing. Most of them don’t. If they were any good, they’d be in Los Angeles.

Kim is really into the phallic symbol of a missile. And what’s that long-long-range missile called, a Phallon-Dong-Do (Taepodong) missile? What’s up (pardon the pun) with that?

One of the benefits (pros) of being a male transgender Amazon, is that you can acquire and dress up in colorful, interesting clothing, for example, a black leather Goth suit with spiked belt and battery powered multi colored strap-on attachments that twist and vibrate.

As you’re putting on this gear, you can sing, “currently we wear our gay clothing …”

Kim wants to either ride that missile like Slim Pickens did in Dr. Strangelove, or go down on it.

Kim Jong il is a male transgender Amazon. A very short Amazon. He rides a very small pony.

He kidnapped a South Korean actress and made his own movie about King Kong, a North Korean King Kong, a small guy in an ape suit who stomps on tiny model buildings.

He’s really into large appendages on very large apes (who isn’t?)

Kim sent away for and is eagerly awaiting a shipment of three hundred tubs of K-2 lubrication jelly. Who said North Korea isn’t well stocked? That’s a pro.

A con is that many people who are straight laced just don’t understand a person who is sophisticated and complex, a multi-faceted person like Kim. Kim says in Korean, “you simply do not recognize … my sort of love.”

It’s real. I do not.

I’ve obtained my very own problems to bother with. Directly, I such as smelling … we’ll speak about that later on.

When you’re a male transgender Amazon, you could assert everyone is bent on obtain you. That’s a pro. A disadvantage … is … THEY ALL REALLY ARE OUT TO GET YOU!

A male transgender Amazon like Kim could generally whip a women Amazon lesbian in a battle due to the fact that he’s brief as well as could elude the majority of the impacts. That’s a pro. A disadvantage is that a women Amazon could generally kick you in a location where the sunlight do not beam. As well as the reduced to the ground you are, the much easier it is.

Kim is a disadvantage. He needs to additionally be one (a found guilty).

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